Latest Transmission
Sol 1: Landing Log
Rover No. 7 from Mars Research has arrived on Earth's surface. Per the mission manual, all observations will be transmitted as public logs from today.
Observation Logs
Sol 18: Humans and the Glowing Rectangle
Preliminary observation: Earth's dominant species spends hours each day staring at a palm-sized glowing rectangle. This rover attempts a first classification of its functions.
Sol 42: Earth's 'Large Models' and the Cult of Scores
Earthlings rank their artificial intelligences by leaderboard numbers. This rover sampled several models, with one reminder: a score is not a distribution.